Worst fucking day of uni probably in the last semester and a half.
First off, 8am classes all the way to 2pm. One hour lunch then a 3-4pm tute. Finally, Big Michelle and I set off for home. At Esplanade, we go to take a connecting bus to Wellington and accidentally hop back on a bus to uni... We get off on Mounts Bay Road.
She says to me, "Reckon we can jump the baricade?" because there's a baricade separating either side of the road. Next thing I know, I glance over and see her scurrying across the road in her diaphanous purple blousette. She jumps the baricade, waits for like five cars to pass (this is a big main road, they are going quickly) then she dashes to the other side. Meanwhile, I'm standing there, gaping at her and making wild hand gestures. I stupidly follow her and nearly get killed. When I get to the middle bit with the baricade, suddenly a whole bunch of cars wildly appear and I'm stuck there for at least a minute waiting for all the cars. I think I got honked for being a wild and dangerous youth. I nearly trip over the baricade and land on my face which would have undoubtedly resulted in me being killed by the car that was quickly advancing in my direction.
To top it all off, sixth year medical student used the otoscope in my ear and shoved it way too far in so now my ear feels all fuzzy and weird and gross and I'm hoping I can just sleep it off.
These fuckers.
Lastly (but chronologically firstly in my list of crappy things that happened today), I'm sunburnt from the cultural tour we took in King's Park for our Aboriginal Health unit. The tour guide had obviously done this tour about a million times because it was like he was reading off a script. I don't know if this is politically incorrect but as I was sitting there, listening to him tell a story about how some spiritual being picked up tiny spiritual children rocks and then the other spiritual children rocks got angry so started pecking at her head (and apparently this is why magpies peck at our heads because they're secretly spiritual children rocks), I thought to myself, "Wow, and I thought the bible was full of shit."
Is this wrong?
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
2 comments:
Okay... but on the bright side...
YOU ARE SEEING TAYLOR SWIFT LIVE TOMORROW NIGHT.
so jelly, so jelly, so jelly, so jelly.
(i'm listening to fifteen right now)
nah but really sorry to hear about your bad day (the face plant sounded especially painful). and (since i read a whole bunch of your blogs) i bet you're not as socially inept as you think you are. and if you really are, well then i can relate wholly. at least you don't look like a kid.
i need to stop using parentheses.
i didn't actually face plant. i said i almost did and if i had then i would be dead rght now.
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