I require an upgrade from simpleton breath mints to high-powered cheiwng gum to conquer the party in my mouth (not the good kind; more people puking and spilling shit all over the floor).
It's Wednesday. Hump day. Humping day. Day for humping. Sitting here at my desk, contemplating life.
Why do I like banana porridge so much? Why was I blessed with such shitty skin throughout my teenagehood? Why did Marlene King, Bitch of the Century, lie to us all when she said that they wouldn't be following the books regarding who A is? Why do bands inevitably always get into stupid fights and break up (most of the time)? How is it that Kristen Bell can play such a dark and frightful character like Veronica Mars when she herself is so bright and bubbly? Why are White girls able to put their hair up in such nice buns all the time? When is it okay to not shower everyday? Why do heels crack? Who invented lotion? Why do people rape, pillage and kill? Who invented Hannah Montana? Does Miley Cyrus brush her hair? Is it okay to be a girl and be called (maliciously) a man if you look like a hot man? When does a boy become a man? What does it feel like to be stabbed? How long can you grow your fingernails before they do that disgusting curling thing like you see on Guiness World Records? Is it gross the Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd were step-siblings when they hooked the fuck up?
Why does tomato in sandwiches taste so good?
What do bugs taste like to birds?
Could I kill my next door neighbour without anyone knowing it was me?
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
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