Note To Self: Chris L Hates Sluts

INT. REF. DAYTIME:

Enjoying a casual brunch/lunch with Albert and Chirs.

Chris: So what TV shows do you watch, Junaberry?

Albert: Har har har haw. I like The Big Bang Theory.

Me: I fucking hate that show.

We eat.

Chris: So, what shows do you watch, J?

Me: This is kind of embarrassing... but I really like Pretty Little Liars.

Chris: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah, I don't know. I just really do.

Chris: Yeah, I watched a couple of the first few episodes.

Me: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO A IS?

Chris: ... nah... It's alright. I don't really like the show that much.

Me: ... oh.

Chris: Yeah, I watched the first episode and it was just all full of sluts. Like... that lesbian kissing that girl, that girl making out with that teacher in the bathroom, the mum of that shoplifter having SEX with that cop. It was just full of sluts. My sister was like, "I"m going to watch it because my friends say it's good," and I was like, "It's just full of sluts."

Me: Oh yeah... I mean... it's not that great a show... You know how you just get attached to shows and watch them...

Chris: Yeah.

Me: ... HANG ON NOW. You watch Gossip Girl, right? Isn't that SLUTTIER than Pretty Little Liars? That first episode with Nate and Serena having le sex at the wedding?

Chris: NAH BRO.

Case closed. End of story.

The moral? Chris L hates le sluts.

J