Thoughts From the Day

Morning:

• Man, I really need to shave. Preferably before clin skills on Thursday (in which I will have people palpating my underarms for lymph nodes)
• My stomach is rumbling really, really loudly during a presentation by a really cool doctor. What posture can I sit in to make it quieter? Nope, none of these work. Fuck
• This doctor (Dr. David Joske) is really cool. How can I be more like him? Sex change
• Wow, I'm really hungry. It's, like, 10.30am

Midday:

• Wow, I'm really hungry
• I feel very hot in my coat but I can't be bothered taking it off. This bus is like a sauna. I hate my life
• That guy on the bus is really cute. I wonder if I can get him to look at me. Maybe I should take off my coat...
• Too late, he got off the bus
• 10 minutes from home, 20 minutes to eat lunch
• Wow, I'm really hungry
• Lunchtime!

Afternoon:

• I want to run but it looks like it's going to rain. And it's nearly 2.30pm; I'll have to run among school children
• I know the solution; try and sprint the whole way
• This is going well. I'm such a cardio-beast. Watch me
• Is that a stitch?
• Yup, that's a stitch
• Fuck
• Was that a school bell? I must run faster. I don't want to get laughed at by school children 
• FUCK THIS STITCH

Evening:

• Wow, I'm really hungry

J