I am listening to a lecture on haemorrhoids from a couple of weeks ago. Holy crap, I am laughing so hard. The lecturer is fantastic and is talking freely and with a humorous air about how satisfying a solid stool is to pass when the "toilet paper is barely even marked." I really wish I had gone to that lecture now.
This lecture is not just funny but also very educational. Friends, I have some words of wisdom to share with you:
1. Do not physically sit on the toilet until the urge to defecate is irresistible. OR YOU WILL GET HAEMORRHOIDS.
2. Try to get a solid rather than watery/soft/sloppy stool. With soft stools, people tend to spend more time on the toilet straining to empty their bowels completely INCREASING THEIR CHANCE OF GETTING HAEMORRHOIDS.
3. Don't be on your phone or bring reading material into the toilet OR YOU WILL GET HAEMORRHOIDS.
I'm like the fucking Jesus of healthy bowel habits. Spreading these words of wisdom and tidbits on how to remain haemorrhoid free and keep your anus... well, in your anus.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
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