I remember thinking he was the epitome of horrendous (like, middle aged, goopy dad horrendous) on Malcolm in the Middle. It doesn't help that Malcom in the Middle depresses me to no end. I remember watching the first episode (?) of Breaking Bad and having to turn away when Bryan's TV wife started jacking him off on his birthday (just didn't require that visual. In no way).
But then I saw him on David Letterman or some other talk show. Actually, my brother was watching the interview on YouTube and I just so happened to be walking past.
"Who is that?" I asked in awe. In awe because it looked somewhat like Bryan Cranston but just so damn... dayum.
"Walt!" he replied.
"No fucking way," I said.
He was clean shaven and had a full head of hair (unlike Walt). Perhaps this made him appear infinitely more attractive than his TV show counterparts. But in general, it's like he's undergone a Benjamin Buttonesque transformation and just looks amazing now. He's way too sexy for Lois now.
Similarly, I was on ONTD the other day and saw this picture:
"Fuar," I thought to myself. I had to seek an opinion from another human being on this topic so I called over my brother.
"Look at this picture," I said to him. "Bryan Cranston looks so much better than Aaron Paul."
"What, seriously?" he asked, as if surprised. What? Surprised? Surely not because Bryan is absolutely killing it in this picture and Aaron's head kind of looks like he had seven rounds of botox.
Bryan, you are a majestic creature. I applaud you.
J
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