Important Things in my Life Right Now

1. Food. Always food. First and foremost (should have probably put friends and family first but whatevs)
2. Exercise (lol, I know)
3. The fact that I have been called to jury service. JURY SERVICE, PEOPLE. I cannot wait (except that it is probably going to piss Officeworks off)
4. Friends and family (obligatory. Don't really care, to be honest)
5. Dogs. Dogs since I was five and knew what a dog was (slow development, clearly. Still thought fish were sparkly and rainbow coloured when I was 10)
6. Parents. It keeps rumbling around in my mind even though they're not fighting anymore. I guess I kind of accepted that my parents were always slightly dysfunctional ever since I was a kid but, now that I'm getting older, my mum is starting to talk to me more about her problems and feelings and shit. It's stressful and makes me sad. Also, I don't even know if I want to get married anymore. I just want the wedding cake
7. Music. I need music recommendations. Anything along the lines of The Kooks. Can't get enough of them, especially their two earlier albums (the third one kind of sucks comparatively) which produced classics such as "Do You Wanna" (which is like my catchphrase now. We all know everyone wants to make love to me)
8. Two words. Frozen. Pears. I used to hate pears. Now, I want to take all the pears in the world, freeze them then eat them all. In one sitting. That's a lot of pears but that's how much I love them

J