For the next two Saturdays, R is going to be working at the same time as me. Ooh. I've been reading some of our old blogs from high school and it is depressing me greatly that I still have the mentality we had as 15 and 16 year olds. I'm still mooning hopelessly over guys and thinking about how great tomorrow will be instead of today.
I have nothing left to say. Except that my brother's girlfriend came over for dinner tonight (I know; the fact that he has found someone disgusts me) and mother made almond jelly dessert. Eating it was like pouring acid into my eyes and licking my own faeces. Why do almond flavoured things taste so terribly bad when almonds themselves are delicious? It's so wrong. Ethically.
Actually, I have more to add. I keep thinking about this time in year 11/12 when Kim and Travis were "going out." And by "going out" I mean they were maybe holding hands, looking dreamily into each others' eyes and maybe there was some private masturbation going on. Little Mishelle and I came up with this fabulous plan and then we executed it; we told Kim that Travis had an erection (of the penis) while they were sitting together at lunch.
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH.
Actually, I have more to add. I keep thinking about this time in year 11/12 when Kim and Travis were "going out." And by "going out" I mean they were maybe holding hands, looking dreamily into each others' eyes and maybe there was some private masturbation going on. Little Mishelle and I came up with this fabulous plan and then we executed it; we told Kim that Travis had an erection (of the penis) while they were sitting together at lunch.
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH.
J
2 comments:
"private masturbation"
oh god I'm dying in the eng common room.
h
i hardly remember those two ever dating... wait, really?
w
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