Nonsense

You know how I was being all introspective and self-damning and shit a couple of days ago regarding my fucked up attitude towards boy-men?

I take it all back. I'm working this Saturday and R's going to be on at the same time. I haven't seen him in two weeks or something completely ridiculous like that and I'm unhealthily looking forward to it. It's basically the only thing keeping me going these days. I just have fantasies of us being on lunch break at the same time when all of a sudden...

INT. OFFICEWORKS LUNCH ROOM. DAYTIME:

J: Oh, hi.

R: Hi. How are you? Haven't seen you in a while.

J: True, true. I went back to uni so it's been pretty hectic. How've you been?

R: Oh, good. Just chillin'.

I go to my locker to retrieve some asinine item. I hear footsteps behind me. It is R.

R: I've been meaning to ask...

J: YES?

R: I was just thinking...

J: YES?

R: What would you say if I asked you out?

His eyes are unsure and his posture slightly timid. This is not pathetic but rather attractive and endearing. I have also shamelessly stolen an integral plot point from Big Michelle and Kavin's ongoing love affair; the ask out. 

J: I would probably say yes.

R: Cool.

That's when things start borrowing events from (500) Days of Bummer (starring Zoe Deschanel). It's that scene when they're both photocopying stuff and they just start making out.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS NEXT (in this epic love story spanning many years and aisles of stationery).

The end.

J