Spending this morning trying to come up with mind tricks to remember the 500 bacteria we've been taught over the last two weeks (as well as listening to Little Mix repeatedly). So far I've come up with "shigella gives you the shits" and "botulinum, botany, botox."
I will do great things.
I've also been considering buying a velcro bumpit and spiral screw clips to achieve the perfect bun. I've been trying the sock bun again now that my hair is longer and have come to the conclusion that sock buns simply do not mesh well (in the voice of Viola Hastings) with Asian hair. Asian hair is the greatest bane of my existence (biggest exaggeration in the world... Ah, pun). Sock buns result in tangles and a fucking sock on my head.
Then I saw this tutorial of an Asian girl using a velcro bumpit and spiral screw clips to achieve the perfect bun and became inspired. Will you judge me if I start sporting velcro on my head? Surely that's better than having a sock in there.
I went for another jog this morning and can now comfortably jog five minutes. SHIT, I MIGHT AS WELL SIGN UP FOR A MARATHON RIGHT NOW.
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About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
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