I never really got the whole hot-motorcycle-guy until this semester. There's this really tall, absurdly mumbly and slightly timid GEMP in my FCP tute. He's about 28. He is literally the living embodiment of nerd. He's a beanpole and writes notes in his little notebook in that jerky, nerd-boy fashion. There is nothing about this boy (I feel I should call him a man because he is?) that is cool. Until he walks in wearing his leather motorcycle jacket, boots and toting his black helmet.
I jizz in my pants.
He walked with Chloe and I for a while on our way to QEII for the lecture this morning. He was super nice. And tall. Chloe is also very tall. I propose they get together and make super tall babies. Yes, he's approximately nine years older than Chloe but that is irrelevant to the height of their future babies. I wish this was Disneyland so I could be the matchmaker in Mulan and hook that shit up.
J

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