The Curious Case of the Buttons

After much discussion across the internet (well, mostly ontd but hell, that's half the internet already), I came to the conclusion a while ago that Taylor Swift got breast implants. A breast augmentation. An augmentation of the chesticles. A chesticular enlargement.

I don't really have any feelings about this. I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to have chesticular implants. I suspect I would be touching my boobs 24/7 and just marvelling at how bizarre it is. I hope she is happy.

She looked super fine at the VMAs:

As the Go Fug Yourself girls recognized, it is slightly trying too hard. But I still think she looks amazing. It's so easy to judge harshly form behind a computer screen but I imagine that seeing her in person would have been phenomenal. The height, the hair, the new breasts. 

J