Last night, I dreamed that almonds acted as a contraceptive pill of sorts. They were absurdly effective. You just took one like you would take the Pill and all was dandy. Can you imagine how cost effective that would be? Just proves, I am thrifty even in my dreams.
I am going for my first bicycle ride today on my new (to me) bike. I'm so excited; it's that sad.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
3 comments:
I would be so baby-proof it's insane.
but then if you wanted to get pregnant you couldn't eat any almonds..
but yes, you would be safe to have sex with however many men you wanted and would be baby proof
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