Except now I keep thinking about it and every time I do, I cross my legs involuntarily. I suffer from some extreme intrusive thoughts (such as my recurring fear of falling face first into the brain buckets of last year's anatomy labs) and, whilst I was bent over this poor woman's vagina, I remember wondering what would happen if I accidentally sneezed right at that moment. And for a more extreme intrusive thought, whilst I was inserting the speculum, I wondered what would happen if I accidentally tripped and inserted a bit too far in.
J

2 comments:
wow. just wow.
Is congratulations the right sentiment?
how did this not casually come up when we were feasting on cupcakes today? :P
thank you for your congrats, person who i assume is little m. this was actually amazing. like not gross at all, i kinda felt honoured that the patient entrusted me with this task.
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