I caught this guy looking at me on the bus today (not to toot my own horn but I was werqing my skater dress) and my mind immediately jumped to, "Oh, my God. He's going to get off at the same stop as me and rape me." Thankfully, he got off earlier (that's what she said. Except for the thankfully part. In fact, the whole thing doesn't really make sense).
He was Jewish too. I could tell because I have a keen eye for Jewish people. No, it was because he was wearing a kippah (and hells yeah, I just looked that up on wiki. I need to start my research before I meet my future husband).
J

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