The recent batch are a bunch of ultra-conservative, absolutely nutty and, quite meanly/frankly, kind of stupid people. I know; what a bitch you are, J. And it's true, I am. But after sitting through dinner and seeing my aunt's expression when my mum talked about Penny Wong and her sexuality, I kind of just wanted to leave. I wish I could describe it here but words would not do it justice. I may act it out for you if you ask me next time you see me. For some ridiculous reason, I was tempted to say right then, "Wait, you guys know I'm gay, right?"
You know how you get Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door to "help you find the path to God" and you, quite reasonably, hide or pretend you're satanists if you belong to the Kinsman family? The relatives that are here right now ARE Jehovah's Witnesses. WE HAVE INVITED A BUNCH OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES INTO OUR HOME.
In fairness, I must question why my mother, with her good intentions as they are, would decide to bring up our lesbian minister for finance in dinner conversation.
For about half an hour, my hyper aunt kept talking about how effective glucosamine supplements are for her joints and if she takes it the night before, she immediately feels better the next day. It wasn't even me that said they had no scientific evidence for it; it was my mum. I agreed and said maybe it was the placebo effect. Her response: "No, it's not! Because I know it, I feel it when I walk up the stairs. I can actually feel that my joints are better."
NO. YOU DON'T.
I must mention my uncle and his new wife. She is at least 20 years younger than him. He also has a daughter of 25 years of age from his previous marriage. That means his daughter is 25, his wife is somewhere in her early to mid 30s. When they arrived this morning, I went to say hello. I had never met them before, had no idea how they were related to me. I saw two females around the same age and asked if they were sisters.
Oh God. It was painful. I felt bad for a while then I just thought, "Okay, if you marry a girl 20 years younger than you, you should naturally expect some of that, right?" Yes, I think so.
I must mention my uncle and his new wife. She is at least 20 years younger than him. He also has a daughter of 25 years of age from his previous marriage. That means his daughter is 25, his wife is somewhere in her early to mid 30s. When they arrived this morning, I went to say hello. I had never met them before, had no idea how they were related to me. I saw two females around the same age and asked if they were sisters.
Oh God. It was painful. I felt bad for a while then I just thought, "Okay, if you marry a girl 20 years younger than you, you should naturally expect some of that, right?" Yes, I think so.
Also, they've completely fucked with my healthy eating/living plan. And they ate all the blueberry muffins I made for my mum for Mother's Day.
THOSE WERE FOR MY MOTHER, BITCHES.
J
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