What I Want To Be

Oh, mah Gawd. My face skin is so smooth today. I scrubbed that shit with St. Ives Apricot like it was going out of style. I want to rub my face on my own face just to feel how smooth it is.

I've decided what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be one of those outrageously sophisticated ladies. You know, the ones who look like they have all their clothes tailored for them, their hair is flawless, they walk in with such grace that everyone has to look twice, their makeup is so perfect that you can't tell they're wearing anything at all, they know exactly what to say even in the most awkward of situations, they have no insecurities or anxiety, when they laugh everyone around them smiles, everyone wants to be their friend or to be them.

That's who I want to be. I want to look like I just stepped out of a fashion magazine. 

Okay, guys. Go. Make it happen.

J