Aaron Eckhart

Calling it now. I am in love with Aaron Eckhart. I love him in Possession, I love him in No Reservations, I love him with half his face eaten off with fiar in The Dark Knight, I love his black-hole of a butt chin.

How can I put this delicately? I want to put his penis in my vagina. I feel so dirty for saying that. I continue to live with no regrets.

In other news, I'm pretty sure this is the worst cough I've ever had in my entire life. I'm not even exaggerating. I'm coughing non-stop. It's chesty and bovine in nature. It started off dry but there is officially sputum being produced now. My head hurts and my chest is starting to really hurt from coughing so much. I've had numerous people ask me if I'm alright (people outside my immediate family) as it appears that I am literally dying from this cough. I sound like death. I feel like death.

J