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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Monday, April 22, 2013

I Love Michelles

Dear Everyone,

I have decided whose celebrity style I should so obviously emulate. That person is Michelle Obama. Not only is she a smart, strong-willed person/woman/mother/wife, she is also super sexy and can do more push-ups than Ellen Degeneres. She and I also share the same broad shoulders but she always manages to not hide them but wear them proudly and in such a way that they go unnoticed. Rather, they become a part of who she is as an attractive and successful woman.

END SUPER CHEESY, REPETITIVE RANT ABOUT HOW GREAT MICHELLE OBAMA IS ETC. ETC. ETC.

Seriously, even I have heard that rant so many fucking times that it grates on my ears. It's made me borderline hate Michelle Obama. The poor thing never stood a chance. But I wasn't kidding about emulating her style (if only I was rich).

Today was a mixed bag. I spent the better part of the morning hiding my tears in science library. The afternoon was better and I started to feel normal again.

J

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