This is bad. I want to name my firstborn Seth. This is really, really bad. Regardless, I am so ready for a Seth Cohen in my life.
I've also been reconsidering my whole penchant for pleather jackets. The thing is, I have reason to believe I sweat more than the average person (as attractive as that is). And the thing about pleather jackets is that they trap heat/bodily fluids in. This is not a good combination and leads to a lot of discomfort for the wearer of said jacket. Whilst I enjoy the whole pleather look and I am highly admirable of the bomber silhouette, I think I need to make a change here.
The solution? Bomber jacket silhouette + heavy cotton material. This is my quest for my next jacket. You're welcome for this post.
Speaking of clothing trends, one of my biggest regrets in life is that I never got to rock the denim mini skirt. I remember it being extremely popular in my late primary school years and being envious of these girls who could wear such small denim scraps with such pride. However, I was too young at the time to fully embrace my legs in their unshaven state. And now it is too late because the denim mini skirt trend has died out. I'm left all alone, skirtless and in emotional pain. I wish I could go back in time (seven years? Eight years?) and wear that skirt proudly.
In other news, I spent an excessive $5 for a new smartrider today because my old one cracked. CRACKED. You know how many soft serves you could buy with $5? I don't even want to think about it.
J

11 comments:
you could buy ten
loser. soft serves are 30c now.
i am sincerely disappointed in you rn.
u could buy 5/.03 which is like 16.333333333333
^helen?
no, god. You know I'd write it with the recursive dot.
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how does one even do that on the computer?
i like how many comments this post has generated
I don't even know.
5/.03 isn't even right!
people should be shot.
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u guys r lamers
oooh tension. maths does that to some people.
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