Just realized how inanely boring my last two blog posts are. Would it help if I told you I totes hooked up with some incredibly attractive guy last night?
It's completely true.
There I was, walking home from a late night gallavant I'd ventured on. Dressed simply in jeans and t-shirt, he glanced at me from across the street. He, shirtless and glistening, was on his evening run.
"Hey," he said, approaching me. I glanced around, worriedly, and ventured a tentative smile.
"Hi."
Shenanigans ensued. I wonder if I'm pregnant?
J

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