Just thought I'd share the fact that I smell really good right now. I washed my hair this morning (I KNOW, fucking miracle) and I put on deodarant (oh shit!) and parfum (I'm using the same shit I've had since I was a kid. Can parfum go bad? Who cars, it will ferment and smell even better... like Vegemite). I want to roll around and bask in my own scenty glory.
I also put on a thick layer of sunscreen and am letting it dry so am avoiding making any skin-artificial-surface-contact. This results in me perching on my chair like a dislocated spider (spiders don't have bones so this comparison doesn't really work).
My hair is a lot longer now. Those who haven't seen it in a while may be shocked (or may not be shocked because they probably know that's how hair works. It grows).
Shit. I smell so good (it will probably wear off by the time I go to lunch with fiends later and everyone will think I'm lying but I swear I'm not, it's like I've been running in a field of wild flowers and gyrating madly on them to gain some of their fruitatious scentiness).
J

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