You are now the 12th person (unless I've already told you) to hear/read about how Big Michelle nearly walked into a peacock.
I sat at a table behind The Hottest Boy In Our Year in our Aboriginal Health lecture. I admired his beautiful back muscles for the better half of the two hour lecture. He would have been wonderful in The Covenant.
In this morning's NS lecture, I sat behind this dude both me and Big Michelle had a somewhat-crush on in the beginning of last year. I noticed he had put on some muscle over the course of the year. He's purdy.
I was casually filling in forms to sell a couple of textbooks at the secondhand bookshop when this girl comes up to me and asks me if I'm selling the Saladin, Anatomy and Physiology book I had resting on the desk I was writing on.
"Yes," I said, "Indeed I am."
"Great!" she said. "I've been looking for it everywhere!"
We promptly cut out the middle man and I sold it to her directly for a pretty penny. Apparently, I overcharged her which I feel bad about because she was really sweet...
I have been listening to Tay-Tay continuously over the last 48 hours (even in my sleep).
Today, I didn't realize we only had a two hour lecture in the morning. I thought we had lectures in the arvo too... Alas, I brought my laptop and Meg kept asking me why I bothered. I didn't realize the logic of her question until she reminded me we only really had one lecture that day (the first hour was introductory). So, in addition to the two tonne-like textbooks I brought today, I also brought a laptop and a lunch I didn't need.
Number of friends made: zero (except for a guy I shook hands with except he doesn't really count).
J

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