You're a Sucky Person

I received this amazing email the other day:

Let's start off with the obvious...

I wrote a fanfiction called Forbidden to Forget. But I didn't just "write a fanfiction called Forbidden to Forget." I wrote at least seven chapters of a fanfiction called Forbidden to Forget with the seventh chapter called Te Amo.

But I didn't just write at least seven chapters of a fanfiction called Forbidden to Forget. I wrote at least seven chapters of a fanfiction called Forbidden to Forget based on the characters of The Mediator by Meg Cabot. Maybe you could have guessed that. "Te amo" being the words I so desperately wanted to hear a Jesse de Silva lookalike whispering into my ear as I lay awake in my prepubescent (I was a late bloomer) bed late at night.

Lizette Ray, as much as your cruel words hurt me, I cannot blame you. I think we can all agree that a Mediator fanfiction called Forbidden to Forget is going to be really, really bad. But props to you, Lizette Ray, for presumably reading seven chapters of my sucky fanfiction. I hope you enjoyed every one of those sucky chapters and sucked them bone dry.

So, if you can be bothered to, you can even hunt down my really sucky fanfiction from the details in the above email. I didn't just write sucky Mediator fanfiction. I also wrote sucky Twilight fanfiction. But The Mediator was my home.

I'm reading a book called Fangirls by Rainbow Rowell at the moment. Its suckitude on a scale of one to 10 is approximately a negative five. It is really good. You would all like it. I now want to move to Nebraska.

J