My Muffin Top Is All That

Holy shit. Taylor Swift totally got a boob job but I don't even care because her body is banging:

Oh, to be skinny, tall, blonde and bodacious. 

In other news, I made these the other day:

Blueberry walnut muffins. Look at the back right one. Have you ever seen a muffin rise so preposterously? I think I'm in love with it. It has since been eaten.

And then I ate this on Friday:

Brioche toast, bacon, mushroom fucking medley, fried eggs, fig chutney thing. The mushrooms. Dear God, the mushrooms. 

Also, this post is filling me with glee right now: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/83630428.html#cutid1

Well, this post has been satisfyingly filled with a medley (apparently, my new favourite word) of food and figure related things. Feel free to return to your weekend.

J