There's a message in my voicemail. It is from one R of Officeworks. It goes like this:
Oh hey, is this J? Oh shit, it's voicemail. Anyway, just wondering if you can come in to work at POS today 'cos we can't get anyone. Alright, give us a call back.
Well, let's start by saying that I will not be calling back as I have an exam tomorrow. But let's follow up that statement by laughing at R's evident inability to navigate voicemail and its intricate workings and further follow up that statement by saying... oh, I will now never forget your sweet voice, R. It will forever be stored in my voicemail (spank) bank.
I've also decided to officially take up playing the harmonica this summer holidays (oh yes, it's going to get very melancholy up in here) and may or may not learn to rap. We shall see where the road takes me.
J

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