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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Thoughts on PDA

Times when PDA is okay:

1. At your wedding.

2. Getting engaged.

3. Finding out you/your partner is pregnant.

4. On your deathbed (eg: just got run over by a car, your loved one gives you one last smooch).

5. That's pretty much it.

Times when PDA is not okay:

1. None of the above.

2. In the presence of family (why would you WANT to?).

3. In the presence of children.

4. In the presence of the elderly.

5. In the presence of me.

6. If you're not hot (this is a joke...).

7. Any time before midday.

8. During meals.

9. When people around you are enjoying a piece of gum.

10. When people around you are enjoying a refreshing beverage.

11. At the beach.

12. In my house (do what you want in your own house).

13. If one of you has a cold.

14. If one of you has hayfever.

15. Anytime I say is inappropriate.

J

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is so gon change when you have a bf.

h

Anonymous said...

i.e. on the 15th of March, (12:01 a.m.) 2013 ;)

Anonymous said...

^ wot dis

h

Junaberry said...

we have a wager that i won't have a boyfriend by my 20th birthday. if i do have one i owe big m a kebab. if i don't, i get free lunch courtesy of mtan. kthx

Anonymous said...

i agree, bet as soon as suwen finds her man, she'll being having hot rampant sex with him all over the place.

haha i used you're favourite word suwen. rampant.

Anonymous said...

^dis bitch be trolling with "you're".

i c.

h