Times when PDA is okay:
1. At your wedding.
2. Getting engaged.
3. Finding out you/your partner is pregnant.
4. On your deathbed (eg: just got run over by a car, your loved one gives you one last smooch).
5. That's pretty much it.
Times when PDA is not okay:
1. None of the above.
2. In the presence of family (why would you WANT to?).
3. In the presence of children.
4. In the presence of the elderly.
5. In the presence of me.
6. If you're not hot (this is a joke...).
7. Any time before midday.
8. During meals.
9. When people around you are enjoying a piece of gum.
10. When people around you are enjoying a refreshing beverage.
11. At the beach.
12. In my house (do what you want in your own house).
13. If one of you has a cold.
14. If one of you has hayfever.
15. Anytime I say is inappropriate.
J

6 comments:
this is so gon change when you have a bf.
h
i.e. on the 15th of March, (12:01 a.m.) 2013 ;)
^ wot dis
h
we have a wager that i won't have a boyfriend by my 20th birthday. if i do have one i owe big m a kebab. if i don't, i get free lunch courtesy of mtan. kthx
i agree, bet as soon as suwen finds her man, she'll being having hot rampant sex with him all over the place.
haha i used you're favourite word suwen. rampant.
^dis bitch be trolling with "you're".
i c.
h
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