Yesterday, Little Mishelle and I were going for our customary 7am walk around the 'hood. It was going to be a hot day. You could tell already that early in the morning. As we came into sight of Woolworths, going to turn right, we saw a fellow walker jog across the street and then turn into the street we were going to. As we rounded the bend, we could not see him.
"Where did he go?" I whispered to my walking compatriot.
"I dunzo, maybe he turned in there," she said, referring to a gap that cut into the adjacent street, or something along those lines. As we passed the fence, both of us peered over to where Little Mishelle had suggested the man had went.
Apparently, she only saw him standing by the bush. Perhaps it was my position or keen eye for these things but I got a brilliant eyeful of his penis as he pissed into a bush.
"Oh, my God," I said. "Run." We ran off down the street, giggling in between our gasps for breath (we are both fairly unfit). It was quite a cardio experience. Little Mishelle seemed to find it quite funny although admittedly I ran because I feared for my maidenhood. There is something about a man with his invaginator (get it? lol) out in the open that sends me into a spin and imbues me with fear of the worst possible scenarios.
"Did you see it?" I said breathlessly to Little Mishelle after I had glanced back and told her thankfully that he wasn't there, chasing us with his pants around his ankles and his fist in the air.
"What?" she said, the fair maiden. "No, what are you talking about?"
We then theorized what he could have possibly been doing. Had he just been really, urgently needing a piss (Mishelle's suggestion)? Or had he seen us and done it purposely to terrorize us? It wouldn't surprise me if it was the latter.
"He looked so normal," I said to her.
Normal people can be freaks too though.
Also, identify the reference in the title and get much glory. Do not Google, I will know.
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About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
1 comment:
Tbh I'm not sure what I saw... I think I may have mistaken his penis for a belt (like you know when you undo a belt and one side just flops down) I diverted my eyes pretty quickly when I saw him standing in the bushes... now that I think of it - who wears pants that require a belt whilst jogging? :s
I think, had I been alone I would have freaked out and never returned to that site again, however I was too occupied trying to regain my breath and trying not to laugh to really consider what his intentions were...
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