This post is TMI. Leave while you can.
1. How could I have ever wanted my period at 13 years of age? I was so naive.
2. My period looks like black death right now. Is that way too much? It is really disgusting. If this blood ever came from a wound, I would be in the ED right now getting some weird tests done in case I have Rage (28 days later, anyone?) or something similar.
3. Periods are two to three days of sleeping uncomfortably on your bed.
4. Periods are getting up from sitting down for two to three hours and feeling like your vagina is home to a waterfall.
5. In year 12 maths, I once had the worst accident of my life. Luckily, I think that my "accident" in year 12 was not seen by anyone besides those that helped me to escape.
6. I have a secret fear of tampons.
7. If we didn't have periods, would our uterine lining go "bad?" Is that why we have periods?
8. Why is my womb so picky about what kind of lining it has? I haven't even had sex yet. My womb should calm down; no baby gonna be there any time soon.
9. I don't get period pains but I get a desperate urge to yell at my brother then he yells back, "DO YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD OR WHAT, MISS?" and then I shut up because I do.
10. I got mine yesterday evening so now I can't go play lazer tag this afternoon. So cut.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
2 comments:
I don't think it'd go bad because it's just blood and bodily.. stuff but your uterus would get kinda full, wouldn't it?
Isn't that the point of periods, to get rid of the stuff your body prepared for pregnancy which you don't need because there ain't no baby?
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Dude, I hate getting my period. All these chicks, they be saying "Yo, my period lasts for 3 days, worst 3 days of the month" and I be all up in their grill saying "Bitch please! I ain't see you having yo period for a week, FOOL."
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