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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Breakfast With my Future Offspring (And Unpictured Lover)

I want this to be my future life: http://www.flickr.com/photos/buttonsmagee/6155939818/in/photostream

Except with little Asian kids (or half Asian) or not at all Asian as I may adopt. There's already too many people in the world. My kids don't necessarily have to have my genes. I shall just mould their minds in whatever way I should desire. That is more important than how they look and whether they get any of my genetic defects (I have really stubby, obese fingers and so does my brother).

Also, I feel like the plates would contain more pancakes. And also some fruit other than the berries pictured on the side because, assuming I still live in Australia, berries are too darn expensive. And by the time I have children, I quite frankly want to be retired... And won't have an income to sustain berry purchase.

Also, they would probably have milk or milo instead of OJ in their glasses because personally, I never had OJ with breakfast and when I do (eg: eat breakfast out, at a friend's house etc.), it always just tastes too acidic for that early in the morning. Which is probably because I would have brushed my teeth prior to breakfast if I was eating breakfast out... but let's not talk about that.

J

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