If a Nine Year Old Can

This was the best use of 18.01 minutes in my whole life:



This kid is adorable. And perfect timing as I am making burgers tonight. I am in love with his dedication to hand-washing and general hygiene. I am in tears every time he can't reach something or drops something. Or how literally he takes it when the recipe says, "Add a few pinches of pepper." He adds three; every kid knows that "a few" means "three."

It's normal to be in love with a nine year old, yes?

Whatever you do, don't stop watching. It seemed boring to me at the start too but it's kind of like British comedy; you need to stick with it to appreciate the subtle nuances. Like when he's trying to cut the hot baps (and by baps, I mean bread rolls and by baps, I mean HOLY SHIT, HOW ADORABLE IS IT THAT HE CALLS THEM BAPS? I know the recipe calls them baps and all but it's still cute as fuck) and he's in struggle town. His solution? Use the dish cloth he's been using to wipe his dirty hands on to hold them. Childlike genius.

My other favourite part? When he mismatches the cut halves of the baps. I don't know if that statement makes sense. He uses two top halves to make one burger. It's hilarious. It's hilarious, right? The answer is yes.

J