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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Tonight's Entertainment (She's All That, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and The Wedding Date)

In honour of my newfound tradition (engaging in compious amounts of chick-flicking... And no, that is not a euphamism for masturbation), I have decided to embark on a new series for this blog entitled TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT. A systematic review (har har) of whatever chick flicks I should so flick upon.

Now, for a short review of those I have watched recently...

SHE'S ALL THAT

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160862/

After Helen's continual praise of this movie I gave it a go a couple of weeks ago. My rating? 3 stars. It was good. It could, in fact, be considered THE typical chick flick. "Ugly" chick (in reality, ridiculously gorgeous but wearing glasses and paint-splattered overalls) and "hot, popular" but morally down-the-road guy (Sir Freddy is not bad looking in the least but he has seen better times). Shenanigans ensue. This all being said, it was good but I've seen better.

My favourite part? When she's about to slag in her little brother's juice to get him out of bed then slurps it back in at the last minute. I love it when actors/actresses go all out for physical comedy (see: Amanda Bynes). It shows dedication to their art.

HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251127/

I've seen this numerous times before. It's obviously a funny movie but when I was younger I probably didn't get half the jokes. I give it 2.5 stars. Not because it's a sub-par (or par given I gave it 2.5) movie at all. In fact, it's a good movie. Only that it doesn't meet my tastes specifically. Obvious, I tend to go for the "younger" movies with younger characters. Sure, Andy Anderson has all the sass (and bide) any girl could want but I couldn't relate to her as well as other female leads. Also, Matthew Mc? Hot in a rodeo style (or maybe that's just the influence of Magic Mike) but definitely not my type.

THE WEDDING DATE

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372532/

This may be my favourite so far. Why, you ask?

1) Hooker as male lead.
2) Goodlooking male lead. Tall, dark and handsome. Just my type (not really, my type is anything remotely goodlooking).
3) Debra Fucking Messing. I love that sultry slut. Her lack of tits is an inspiration to millions of females around the world.

I give this movie 4 stars. Laughs and ample amounts of sexuality. Yes, it's like this movie was made for me.

Next on the list? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360139/

J

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

3?
bitch plz.
3.9 at least.

h

❯chopekins❮ said...

i can't believe you only gave how to lose a guy in 10 days 2 stars.