There are some seriously beautiful sixth year male medical students out there. I was born four years too late.
Chivalry not dead: was depositing my saline solution from the big tank it was being stored in. The tap was really stiff. 50mL from saline solution spilling everywhere. Beautiful sixth year saves the day, asks, "Need a hand with that?" Yes sir, two hands preferably.
I think I'm going through hormonal changes or something. Been feeling a bit weepy and weird.
Today, we had a diuresis lab which involved skulling ~1L of saline solution (tastes like lime jelly crystals mixed with a shitload of salt) in three minutes. Except, I was the only one who drank the saline solution, the other two in my group drank ~1L distilled water. Felt like puking near the end. It was worth it though (see above). It also involved peeing into a jug every 20 minutes. I felt so dirty afterwards, like I had urine all over me.
Tell you what, however. Doing med has made me so much less self-conscious about bodily stuff. I used to never say anything involving sex or genitalia amongst my family. Not anymore (I still laugh if a slide of a person with their legs spread open to show their downstairs comes up during a lecture though). I've touched so many dead things and a lot of half-naked guys (not dead). I've looked at 85 year old women's boobs. I've even touched a 60 year olds woman's boobs. It's been good (har... joke?).
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About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
5 comments:
I'm in love with about 4 med guys ranging from 4-6th year.
sigh.
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are you serious? what are their names?
the tutors are so effing hot and they know everything and are so confident. one of them kept taking his shirt off (he had a WIFEBEATER undearneath though... i capsed that because i remember we used to be obsessed with those) to put on his lab coat... pretty sure i creamed my pantaloons (no...)
Schy Schlartin and Schmodri Schmimmons to name two.
Jeez, I got really excited because I thought you were saying he was just taking his shirt off to be shirtless.
man those are some spectacular names they have.
never heard of them. but yeah, you know how i am. i basically fall in love with any half decent looking, sweet and smart guy i come across. safe to say i'm in love with half of the older med guys. for some reason, the med guys in my year don't appeal to me though.
mmmmhmm.
Same.
Except replace med with eng.
And I totes am in love with some second years.
And maybe a fresher or two...
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