Days like these:
1. When I look about my window at the cloudy sky and wish I was an astronaut. Want to know why? Freeze-dried ice-cream. Shitting into a vacuum. Strapping myself into bed. Space-sickness. Vomming into 0 gravity. 0 gravity. Rolling around in 0 gravity. All the pussy I would get.
2. When I drive down a street and pretend I'm in Canada and imagine this is what Canada would be like. A glorified Australia. I look forward to you, Canada.
3. When I wear my leavers jumper and pretend I'm 17 again instead of 19 and basically geriatric. I'm serious. I've lost control of my bladder. I'm suffering severe memory loss. Sometimes I lose my fake teeth and then I forgot I had fake teeth in the first place.
4. When I catch up on several episodes of New Girl and piss off my brother with my laughter until he smacks me over the head.
Also, I don't know why but basically every new blog I've started reading is written by a pregnant woman. Coincidence? Or...
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About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
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