Admission 1: I can live off of a romantic fantasy for over a week.
Admission 2: While I was chucking my urine back into the toilet bowl during the lab the other day, I may or may not have accidentally splashed a little over the seat... Ugh (I cleaned it up though).
Admission 3: My tootsies are so effing cold right now, I feel like Bear Grylls' penis that one time he went swimming in the ice-hole.
Admission 4: I'm scared of moths.
J

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