It would go something like this:
8.30am: Awaken to cloudy, cool but comfortable day.
8.35am: Leisurely breakfast that changes everyday (I like muffins, English muffins, other muffins and scones which can sometimes be considered muffins).
9am: Shower and cleanse self.
9.15am: Take dogs (Ducky, Lorelai and Fred) for long walk along interesting and varying terrain not unlike Wuthering Heights.
9.30am: Rest for dogs to drink water beside serene scenery.
9.45am: Continue walk.
12pm: Get home (some sort of cottage/shack/underground lair/treehouse).
12.15pm: Play with dogs.
12.45pm: Have sex.
7.30pm: Eat dinner outside with dogs (by substituting lunch with sex I will undoubtedly lose weight) and lover.
8.15pm: Read/TV/internet.
12am: Bedtime.
As you can see, my perfect day involves a lot of nothingness.
J

4 comments:
...so does your 12:45 session go until 7:30pm or...?
^ that's what I thought.
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it kinda sounds like you're planning to have sex with the dogs.
I laughed out loud at whoever is above me
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