I Have a New Affection for Mans' Hands

Okay guys, I just deleted a bunch of old, two line posts about Taylor Swift so ya'll can shut up now.

I have watched Pride & Prejudice three times in the space of two days and it is magnificent. I have watched six episodes of New Girl and it is magnificent. You should know I have a deep and irrational hatred of Zooey Deschanel and all that she represents. It's something to do with her bangs. I've always wanted bangs like that because, you know, they're so indi and shit and brings all the boys to the yard. But my Asian hair causes those bangs to just look tacky and dull instead of bouncy and pert. Like breasts.

Yesterday night, I asked my dad what he would think if I got blunt bangs like Zoe's (I will purposefully write her name incorrectly like this to demonstrate my unabiding hatred of that scarlet wench). He avoided the question for a while before outrightly saying it might look hideous because I have a broad face. BROAD FACE, PEOPLE. Like... Hagrid. Basically, my dad called me Hagrid yesterday. Never going to get blunt bangs. Never going to attract hot indi boys because even though I despise them all and all things indi or hipster, I am usually still attracted to this stream of boys.

I have to stop buying $6 books from my new favourite shop from Harbourtown because I haven't read half of the ones I have bought. But I keep telling myself, "Dude, $6 is the price of your favourite sushi from Broadway so if you skip eating sushi for one day then you can buy that book!" Pfft, $6 is nothing right? BUT I ALWAYS BUY AND EAT THE SUSHI ANYWAY.

Oh yeah, healthy eating plan has fallen to the wayside lately. Still eating less than usual but I've taken to eating junk again. Sigh. I went with my brother to uni because he had to do something for a while so I bought some yoghurt from the IGA. Then I read on the pack that it was three serves. Three serves, people. It was one of those yoghurt things with the spoon attached. Why would they give you an attached spoon if they didn't mean for you to eat the whole thing? Damnit, they are just taking advantage of us now. So I only ate half of it and threw the rest away because I felt obese.

The end.

J