Age

Just realized people's voices change with age. I am freaking out about what I will sound like at 55.

Also, at what age does it become innappropriate for a woman to have long hair? Meryl Streep still has long hair but she was in Bridges of Madison County so I think she is exempt from any age-related restrictions (seriously, that show made me simultaneously cry and fall in love with Clint Eastwood, handsome devil). Zoe Deschanel is pushing 30 (or 35, I don't know; I can't be bothered checking because I abhor/love her) and she has long ass hair. But she still has little kid bangs so she may also be exempt as evidently she has the mind of a two year old.

So seriously folks. What age?

My grandpa will eat nothing but egg and tofu because he's too lazy to chew. Like, he can chew but won't. To be old, I imagine, is like ruling the world. You can say to people, "BRING ME SOME TOFU, THESE VEGETABLES ARE BELOW ME," (he doesn't eat vegetables either) and bitches will come running.

J