Sluts Beware

If I was a vigilante, I would be the vigilante that swoops down on unsuspecting sluts and persuades them (not through force) to change their ways. Jk buddy, jk. I don't think there's anything wrong with being a slut. In fact, I abhor the word slut (unless it's being used to describe me... Somehow, I would one day like to be called a slut?) because it's used negatively to describe girls who get around.

What's wrong with getting around?

Very little so long as you're not hurting anybody or yourself. Maybe one day I want to go and have sex with a bunch of guys. This doesn't mean I should be a social outcast who gets dirty looks whenever I where something above the knee. It means I will have tonnes of great stories to tell ("You should have seen it... Dayum") and experiences to reflect on in my old age.

I'll be that 89 year old, sitting and pal'ling around with my fellow 89 year old bedfellow (slut 'til I die). I'll tell him all about my youth, how flexible I used to be and the shenanigans I got up to.

There is too much judgement in the world nowadays. And so much hypocrisy. That being said, there is a difference between someone who partakes in a lot of casual sex and someone who doesn't respect oneself. But then again, what's up with this "respect your body" bullshit? Maybe by skanking around, I AM respecting my body. My body is a temple and I'm letting its freak-flag fly. What's wrong with that?

Anyway. Use condoms, kids.

J