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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

One Perfect Day

It would go something like this:

8.30am: Awaken to cloudy, cool but comfortable day.

8.35am: Leisurely breakfast that changes everyday (I like muffins, English muffins, other muffins and scones which can sometimes be considered muffins).

9am: Shower and cleanse self.

9.15am: Take dogs (Ducky, Lorelai and Fred) for long walk along interesting and varying terrain not unlike Wuthering Heights.

9.30am: Rest for dogs to drink water beside serene scenery.

9.45am: Continue walk.

12pm: Get home (some sort of cottage/shack/underground lair/treehouse).

12.15pm: Play with dogs.

12.45pm: Have sex.

7.30pm: Eat dinner outside with dogs (by substituting lunch with sex I will undoubtedly lose weight) and lover.

8.15pm: Read/TV/internet.

12am: Bedtime.

As you can see, my perfect day involves a lot of nothingness.

J

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

...so does your 12:45 session go until 7:30pm or...?

Anonymous said...

^ that's what I thought.

h

Anonymous said...

it kinda sounds like you're planning to have sex with the dogs.

Anonymous said...

I laughed out loud at whoever is above me

h