Wish I was taller and skinnier and prettier. I want to be one of those girls where you're standing next to her in line and you turn around and she's like BAM, she's so tall and makes an impression.
I'm too short to make an impression. I wander in and people say, "Who's the mole?"
Er, not to say people shorter than me are even more molish than I. It's my lack of gorgeousosity, spirit and charisma that makes me so impressionless.
Or unable to make an impression.
I don't know. I haven't gone to an English class in seven months.
J

2 comments:
Lol. As I was reading the first part, I was all like 'what a dirtbag, will have to tell this biznaz off, cos we're all shorter than her!!' then I got to the third para.
And whatevs. Don't be ridic, you have tonnes of 'gorgeousosity'/charisma/spirit, etc.
Besides, we're all more hardcore than those ridic tall/skinny hobags, and I bet we tell far better stories.
- little m
you're probably like, one of the most confident and together-ish people i've come across at uni..
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