The other day Big Michelle and I was reminiscing on the stupid question this girl asked in the revision FCP lecture. It was, "Do we have to reference in the exam?" I wasn't sitting with Big Michelle at the time but with Mora and was facepalming. Apparently, Big Michelle was thinking the same thing.
I was trying to remember this similar situation occurring which I recalled so vividly but could not put into realization. And just then I remembered. It's all those times on Masterchef in master class and every single time someone will ask, "If we can't get blah blah can we use blah blah?" and it's usually like... if we don't have prosciutto can we use bacon? Or if we don't have Fancy Dancy apples can we use Granny Smiths? Or if we don't have buttermilk can we use normal milk with a teaspoon of vinegar?
FUCK YOU ALL. YOU ARE ON MASTERCHEF. GROW A PAIR.
I'm serious. I have this conspiracy that these people know the answer they're going to receive but ask anyway to suck up and appear interested.
I am vair cynical. And suspiciosus.
J

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