Being a Douche

I feel all depressed right now from studying for a week. It feels like I've put in this whole effort but I look back and think of the many hours wasted on facebook and being distracted and I feel so guilty and useless. But at the same time I'm so burnt out from studying, I just need a rest.

I feel so dirty and cynical right now. I decided my dream job/life would just be writing on this blog. How sad is that? No offense guys. Just living my life and writing on this blog about my life and having fun. I'm tired of work.

I read this blog article about biggest regrets of people dying and the first one was like... working too hard.

I'm 18 and I already hate work and dread having to go to work everyday and come home all exhausted and do shit for people who I don't even like and suck my boss' cock all day and be a fat douche.

Oh yeah, the other night I dreamt Zac Efron asked me out but, like I told Caitlyn, it was a natural progression and not all out of the blue. It was so weird but... I was in some sort of... alternate dimension except I wasn't. Like, I was living in this dimension but I could go into this alternate dimension where Zac lives and I would hang out with her.

I don't know, it's hard to explain but it was awesome and Zefron was my friend and then he asked me out and I said, "Yes," and then he pulled me into his broad and sumptuous chest and hugged me and I smelled his delicious man scent.

You're in an alternate dimension. Now look at Zac Efron. Now look at your life. Now back at Zac Efron. Who are you? A loser.

J