I love this feeling of not really giving a shit how I went in today's FCP exam, just glad that I passed. The fact that it's only worth 20% of the year (which is 40% of the semester but whatever... the unit goes over two semesters) is also reassuring. I could have added to most of my answers and probably scored a couple of extra points but I was just too lazy to do it.
And then I had to leave 15 minutes early because I'm on my lollypop and I knew that my lollypop wrapper was literally about one minute from waterfalling all over my chair and it would get messy and hilarious and embarrassing. I kept thinking, "What am I going to do? What am I going to do if I need to change my wrapper?" and I hoped that one would last me over the three hours 10 minutes but I went to the bathroom about halfway through to check and I figured it could tide me over until the exam finished. But then I got back to my seat and I think the walking exacerbated it because it was like WOOSH. And I was like, "Ah fuck it."
Cool story. I know.
Oh man, this feeling of rebellion is just filling me with glee right now. It's like, "DAYUM GIRL, SLOW DOWN," but I'm just so over working and doing homework and studying. But yeah, that's only a half truth because after some Nigella I'm going to start stuyding for kemistry on Tuesday...
But seriously. Fuck it all.
Also, on a scale of one to ten, how awkward is it when you go to lunch with friends and then one of them gets their food, bows their head and starts saying Grace?
He wasn't saying it out loud but he was obviously saying Grace and everyone was eating and I was thinking, "Fuck, am I supposed to start eating? It feels disrespectful like I should wait for him to finish! But what if he thinks I'm staring at him thinking he's a freak because I'm not eating? This is shit! This is shit! Wait, why should I even think that? Fuck it, I don't say Grace, he can say Grace! Good for him! Does Grace even need capitalization? I don't think so but whatever. But fuck this!" And then I drove my Awkward Flagpole down into the dirt and cried inside then ate my ham & cheese croissant. Yummy.
Oh yeah, I witnessed the most hilarious sex scene in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans the other day. I was pissing myself. It was so awkward at first because I kept thinking, "Fuck, I bet my dad's going walk out and be all "DISHONA THE FAMIRY." It will be lols and hilar but humiliation 100%," And then I wasn't even caring anymore because I was witnessing hilarity at its finest. I will endeavour to describe it to you but I will fail.
They're having the sex on the ledge. And then... I don't know how to describe it without being crass. But she's sitting up and he's lying down except his body is half over the ledge. It's probably some kinky lycan/werewolf thing. And she's looking up, all proud of herself and he's looking up at her, thinking to himself, "THAT'S MY GIRL."
It was truly truly ridiculous, hilarious, best sex scene in the world. Watch it.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
5 comments:
Brosef, I totes know what you mean about the awkwardness when other people say grace. Try being in a VERY Catholic family at meal times. My sis and I just sit there awkwardly while everyone says grace in Vietnamese and whatevs. Last weekend I even went to Sunday mass, tres awkward...
Also, you tell the coolest stories. Very informative.
And it doesn't surprise me that you are now giving sex scene recommendations, you perve.
- little m
BRO, did u just call me BROSEF? omg i lol'd so hard.
omg my mum's sister and her family are really christian and they live in malaysia and she said it can get super awkward but she lols because they speak in broken english whilst saying grace. i lol'd.
LOL SUNDAY MASS. did i tell u my super religious cousin asked me and my bro and our other cousinss to go to church with her?! i died of fear.
i'm the boss of cool stories.
- big s
Sure did, brosef. (I don't even know where that came from!)
That, indeed, sounds lol-worthy. I just love broken English in general.
And yeah, I think I recall you telling me that. It's pretty funny when we go because it's all in Vietnamese as well, so we really have NO IDEA what's going on, we just copy everyone else - when they stand up, we stand up, when they sit down, we sit down, they start shaking hands, ok, let's do that too...
And yes, the boss indeed.
And dudeeeeeee, I'm REALLY hungry. My stomach is beginning to eat itself. (obv I do not possess your story telling skills, cos that's the best story I've got)
Laters on the menjay.
i like brosef. it sounds kinda biblical like our conversation right now.
Ok, brosef. Just as I need to remember to address C as 'baby', I'll try remember to address you as 'brosef' :)
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