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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

You're a Douche

Okay, so that blog was shit and I want to procrastinate from studying more.

On the bus home today, Big Michelle and I were talking and she apparently wanted to talk about boys but I was having none of it because I just wanted to go to sleep. So, to get my attention she starts talking about seeing F at the MGC exam yesterday and blah blah blah. I said I didn't see him there... but oh wait! I did!

I saw him wearing this heinous beige wooly jumper like some fucking hipster out of American Apparel or Tumblr. I was going to puke all over him which is why I denied seeing him.

J

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol.
HIPSTA.

h

Anonymous said...

My god, I hate those jumpers. They're awful.

n

Junaberry said...

right? and the other day he was wearing this black grandpa jumper with fucking black skinny jeans and i was like... oh deer.

Anonymous said...

I just noticed you said beige. BEIGE?!?!?!?!?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? He needs a sassy gay friend.

n

Junaberry said...

you're joking right? because if he had a sassy gay friend he'd be wearing even more hipster things. i fear for the day he rocks up to fcp wearing those shitty black, huge hipster glasses (when in fact they all have 20/20 eyesight). i'm srs.

he just needs to wear that red plaid shirt everyday. or that henley that nicely drapes. i don't even care if he smells like frog.