Study Tips

Study/exam tips:

1. DON'T study. The best idea is to go into your exam completely unprepared and let the creative juices flow. Especially in math. If you go in too practiced you will fuck it up.

2. DON'T bring spare writing utensils. Why do you have no faith in your trusty pen? If you've been using the same biro for the last three years, that probably means it's reliable and will last forever.

3. DO sit next to someone you really like so for a nice distraction you can gaze at them mid-exam. Make sure you make it look like you're checking their answers to disguise your stalking techniques.

4. DO drink a lot of liquids prior to the exam to ensure optimum eye moistness, hand claminess, mouth tingling and lip smacking. Preferably of the alcoholic kind.

5. DON'T piss before your exam so you go in with a full bladder. This will increase your motivation to finish the exam early and increase efficiency.

6. DO watch a lot of Gilmore Girls the night before especially if it's an episode in which Rory has finals. It's like studying; let her study-goodness rub off on you.

Okay guys! More later. I hope you all do well in exams!

J