Zachary. Oh oh Zachary. Marry me, please! You're only six years older than me! I'm still fertile! I have eggs named Sally Efron and Julian Efron just for you!
Too far?
Yeah, I thought so. But seriously. He's a fox. Even watching him hit on Leslie Mann, who's like 40, in 17 Again is so erotic and sexually stimulating. No joke.
I just really wanted to use the words "erotic" and "sexually stimulating" in this blog.
I wish I was Leslie Mann.
Oh God, still so cut about him and Vanessa.
J

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