Not only is she Asian American (there's some similarity to being Asian Australian, right?), takes awesome photos of food, eats amazing looking stuff but she's also married to a Jewish guy! I know. Could I be even more horrendous and superficial? I don't think so.
Went for a 30 minute run this morning. My blister popped open again. It was suitably pussy and horrific. Then I went to work. R and I both parked our cars and started walking towards the shop at the same time. I avoided eye contact until we were both near the front. I looked over and he had the largest smile on his face.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked.
"Dunno. Just am," he said.
The end.
Now I'm watching Wild Child and wondering why Emma Roberts looks about 12 in the movie?
Finally, I am incredibly tempted to cut all my hair off when I get it done this Friday. But how? The thing is, I love how short hair looks in movies and TV shows but a) I have Asian hair and b) I never style my hair. Case in point:
I think most of why I like this movie is because I adore Ginnifer Goodwin's hair in it. It's so perky and bouncy and lush. My hair is none of these things. But I'm so sick of it hanging lank around my face like a flaccid penis (totes just went there). So now what?
J
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