Imagine this.
A girl, 19 years or so, in Kmart. She is on a mission to buy her first ever sports bra. She aims low, going for the two pack for $19. It takes her 10 minutes to find the right size (depressingly, it amounts to a 14B. She has a massive ribcage).
The first lady manning the change rooms is a lovely older woman. When the girl goes back the second time, the woman has changed to a mega bitch who is straight up rude to the girl. The girl wonders why such people exist. She was only trying to find the right sports bra size; does the woman want her tits to be as saggy as hers when she's that age?
The girl eventually finds a depressing 14B. At this point, she has also chosen two stud tops (honestly, with studs) to buy as well. She remembers on the way to purchase items, "I'm meant to be buying sockettes." Her sockettes are disgusting at this point with too many holes.
The thing is... she really needs to pee. Like, desperately. There are moments when she honestly thinks she is going to piss herself. But she also really wants to get the sockettes because if she doesn't do it now it will probably never happen.
She runs to the sock aisle. She sees the first sockettes she can find. She grabs them. She forces herself to only take one minute to choose the right sockettes (normally, she would take at least five but there's a urinary emergency at hand). She goes to pay and forces herself to use the self check-out (she prefers the normal one as the onus is not on her to make sure she doesn't accidentally fuck something up).
She makes her purchase. It takes a few minutes but luckily, it seems as if the pee has crawled back into her bladder and, for the time being, the world is at peace.
She runs out of the shop and pees.
The day is saved.
In other news, aforementioned girl's smartrider doesn't work anymore. As in, it doesn't scan at all. She called up the helpline and they said she has to find a help centre to get a new card (hopefully, for free). She was forced to spend $4 on the bus ride home.
Girl is displeased.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
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