Albeit, I was not ready to see Lena Dunham's tits that suddenly (and with no warning). But seeing Skylar Astin's bodacious face (can a face be bodacious?) pop up on my screen all but made up for it.
Do you people brush your tongue/cheeks when you brush your teeth? I feel like I'm supposed to but every time I try, I just dry heave all up in my sink and wake up half the neighbourhood with my feeble attempts at being hygienic. Self-hygiene is just not my strong suit.
I think I should move to Queens, New York because that's where the Nanny (Fine) is from and she eats almost constantly. She's got big hair, a Fine ass (see what I did there?), sass and plenty of bide and a large collection of (my favourite) tube skirts.
Hold up. I'm starting to think that it's not that I want to live in Queens, New York... It's that I want to be Fran Fine.
J
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